Resolution 2023/03/08: Amendments to the Committee on Unconventional Solutions

We, the undersigned members of the Committee on Unconventional Solutions, hereby propose the following:

• A 4am workday shall be mandatory for all committee members.
• The committee room shall be stocked with an endless supply of donuts.
• The meeting agenda shall be decided solely by coin toss.

Adopted with 99% consensus, 1% dissent.

Links:

• Implementation Schedule
• Minutes of the Meeting
• Decision Matrix