Resolution 2023-03-08: The Great Cookie Heist
In a daring heist, our team infiltrated the CEO's office and made off with 300 boxes of artisanal shortbread cookies. We resolved that our snacking options were subpar.
Key Takeaways:
- Secure access to the CEO's office fridge.
- Develop a comprehensive snacking matrix to ensure equitable distribution of cookies.
- Install a cookie-dispensing robot for future clandestine snacking.
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