Resolution 2023-03-08: The Great Cookie Heist

In a daring heist, our team infiltrated the CEO's office and made off with 300 boxes of artisanal shortbread cookies. We resolved that our snacking options were subpar.

Key Takeaways:

• Secure access to the CEO's office fridge.
• Develop a comprehensive snacking matrix to ensure equitable distribution of cookies.
• Install a cookie-dispensing robot for future clandestine snacking.

Next Meeting: The Great Pretzel Heist

Previous Meeting: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts