Resolution ประก 4 was passed unanimously by the Galactic Union of Advanced Thinkers (GUA) on March 8, 2023. The resolution, titled "Donuts as a Viable Source of Sustenance for Intergalactic Travelers," sparked heated debate among the galaxy's leading thinkers.
The debate centered around the merits of donuts as a food source, with some arguing that they were too sugary and lacking in nutrients, while others saw them as a convenient and delicious option for fueling intergalactic travel.
The resolution was proposed by Zorvath, a renowned astrobiologist, who argued that donuts were the perfect food for the demands of space travel: "They're easy to eat on the go, they come in a variety of flavors, and they're packed with enough calories to keep even the most seasoned space explorer going for hours."
However, not everyone was convinced. "Donuts are a menace," argued Xexu, a prominent astrophysicist. "They're a slippery slope. Once you start eating donuts, you'll be craving them for the rest of your life. Mark my words, we'll be stuck in a never-ending cycle of donut-fueled addiction."
After hours of deliberation, the GUA voted down 4 to 1 in favor of Resolution 4, solidifying donuts as an official food source for intergalactic travel.
The resolution also established a new intergalactic standard for donut-to-liquid-ratios, ensuring that all space travelers are provided with a minimum of 2:1 donuts-to-water ratio for optimal fuel efficiency.
The resolution's supporters celebrated with a massive donut party, complete with free donuts and a special appearance by the galaxy's most famous donut chef, Zor-Vath.