The Great Debate
It's time to talk about the real issues in the office: coffee machine upgrades. Should we go for the Coffee Machine Turbo, with its promises of 30% more coffee per minute, or the Coffee Machine Spa Day, with its claims of reduced water pressure and built-in aromatherapy?
The committee is divided. Some say, "We need speed and efficiency!" while others claim, "We need relaxation and tranquility!" But we all agree on one thing: the current machine is fine, and we just need to talk about it some more.