The Minutes of the Meeting that Changed Nothing

MEETINGS: 1996-01-08

Present:

• Tom: The Guy Who Mattered
• Jerry: The Guy Who Didn't Matter
• Beth: The Woman Who Always Had A Lot to Say
• Bob: The Dude Who Ate All The Donuts

Objective:

• To discuss the meaning of life and the best way to eat a sandwich.
• To determine the optimal number of donuts to consume during meetings.

Agenda:

1. Introduction to the meaning of life (Begun by Bob: The Dude Who Ate All The Donuts)
2. Debate: The best way to eat a sandwich (Tabled by Tom: The Guy Who Mattered)
3. Donut Consumption Breakdown (Presented by Jerry: The Guy Who Didn't Matter)
4. Conclusion: Nothing was decided (Adjourned by Beth: The Woman Who Always Had A Lot to Say)

Next Meeting:

Will be scheduled when someone remembers to schedule it.

Adjourned at 3:14 PM.