Meeting Summary
Today, Zeus the Unspeakable held a meeting to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and the importance of taking a 3-hour lunch break.
Agenda
- Item 1: Declare myself the supreme ruler of Olympus
- Item 2: Conquer the mortal realm (again)
- Item 3: Discuss the meaning of "relaxation" with a focus on reclining on a couch
Action Items
- Assign Sisyphus to roll more boulders
- Task the Titans with creating a new batch of ambrosial olive oil
- Order a 100-foot statue of myself to be erected in the center of the city
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