Rituals of Caffeine-Enhanced Creativity

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The Caffeine-Enhanced Creativity Ritual

Step 1: Consumeประก at least 4 cups of espresso

Step 2: Stare intensely at a random word in a dictionary for exactly 17 minutes and 32 seconds

Step 3: Write 5 pages of pure, unadulterated drivel, ignoring all sense and reason

Step 4: Declare, with conviction, that your work is a masterpiece, regardless of its actual quality

Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 ad infinitum, until your creative well runs dry or your caffeine high wears off

Remember: the goal of this ritual is not to create actual art, but to create a sense of existential dread in those around you

Disclaimer: Do not attempt this ritual without a strong stomach, a reliable caffeine supplier, and a healthy dose of skepticism.