Ancient Meetingment Procedure

As the ancient art of meetingcraft has been lost to the sands of time, the following procedure is a recreation based on fossil records:

• Step 1: Gather 'round the watercooler
• Step 2: Make small talk about the weather
• Step 3: Stare intensely at the agenda
• Step 4: Argue about nothing in particular
• Step 5: Conclude with a vague summary
• Step 6: Disperse to the snack room

			// Meeting Script v1.0
			function ancient_meeting_procedure() {
				gather_around();
				make_small_talk();
				stare_at_agenda();
				argue_about_nothing();
				conclude_vaguely();
				disperse_to_snack_room();
			}