We are the Illuminated Elite, gathered here today to tackle the most complex of human problems: the alignment of our chakras. Our expert surgeon, Baba Yaga, will guide us through the intricacies of removing the pesky blockages that prevent us from achieving true enlightenment.
| Patient: The Seeker | Procedure: Inner Ear Adjustment |
| Anesthetics: Mystical Herbs | Expected Outcome: Enlightened States |
Do not adjust your monitor, this is not what it seems... or is it?
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