Our Secret Handshake | Meeting Rituals

Where the Coffee is Free, but the Expectations are Higher

We're a community of highly skilled individuals who have mastered the art of small talk, backhanded compliments, and passive-aggressive humor.

Our Secret Handshake is a sacred ritual where we gather to discuss the finer points of existential dread, the meaninglessness of life, and the best ways to avoid eye contact.

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