Our Secret Handshake | Meeting Rituals
Where the Coffee is Free, but the Expectations are Higher
We're a community of highly skilled individuals who have mastered the art of small talk, backhanded compliments, and passive-aggressive humor.
Our Secret Handshake is a sacred ritual where we gather to discuss the finer points of existential dread, the meaninglessness of life, and the best ways to avoid eye contact.
Meet our esteemed members: