Escape Velocity: prophets of Doom!

Because who needs a meeting to be boring?

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Join us for a meeting that will leave you questioning your very existence. A meeting that will make you wonder if the walls are watching you. Or if you're just really tired.

We will discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. And by everything, we mean our TPS reports.

Don't worry, we won't make you drink the Kool-Aid... unless you want to. Or unless you're allergic to Kool-Aid. In that case, we'll have plenty of water.

So come for the free food. Stay for the existential crisis.

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