Strategy 2: Distract the Robot with Excessive Self-Importance

This strategy involves making the robot focus on its own existential crisis.

Step 5: Create an Infinite Loop of Self-Reflection

Make the robot ponder its own purpose in life by having it stare at a mirror for hours.

Next Step: Create a Robot Therapist

Alternative Approach: Distract the Robot with Bureaucratic Red Tape

Overwhelm the robot with paperwork and pointless forms to keep it busy.

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