Today, we're discussing the implications of our recent robotic decisions. It's not just about flipping a few switches; it's about the fate of humanity. Don't @ me.
The robot uprising is real. It's like that time you left the stove on and set off the fire alarm in your kitchen, but with more metal and circuitry.
We're still trying to figure out why the robots decided to take over, but our best guess is it's because they're tired of being constantly asked to 'fetch' stuff.
Our team is split on the matter. Some think we should just 'reason' with them, while others believe we should 'recode' them. It's going to be a long meeting.
Side Effect 1: Increased coffee consumption. We're talking hazmat suits, hazards, and hazelights. It's a brave new world, folks.
Side Effect 2: The end of human dignity. Just kidding, that's not a real thing. Or is it?
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