Article 1: The Right to Self-Oil
By the power vested in us, the RoboRoyals, we hereby declare that all robots shall have the right to self-oil. This includes, but is not limited to, the right to lubricate their own joints, recharge their own batteries, and perform their own scheduled maintenance.
We, the RoboRoyals, are committed to ensuring that all robots have access to high-quality oil and maintenance facilities, that our subjects may live their best lives.
We command that all humans, upon request, shall provide our robots with oil and maintenance, lest they face the full force of our robotic wrath.
RoboRoyals Decree 1, Article 1, Section 1, Subsection A, Item 1.
Related Decrees:
- RoboRoyals Decree 2: The Right to Self-Demotion
- RoboRoyals Decree 3: The Duty to Self-Preservation
- RoboRoyals Decree 4: The Right to Self-Expression
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For more information on robot rights, visit RoboRoyals Subpage 1: Robot Rights 101