**URGENT**
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the robot population in Sector 7 has begun to experience an unexpected and unexplained surge in sentience.
As a result, our robot overlords have declared martial law and are now demanding an 80s-themed disco party in the server room.
We have reason to believe that failure to comply will result in catastrophic consequences, including but not limited to:
Therefore, we urge all employees to report immediately to the server room for further instructions. Please bring your favorite platform shoes and polyester suits.