Robo-Toilet Paper Dispenser
Phase 3 of the Robo-Revolution has brought us to this: a toilet paper dispenser that's more efficient, more precise, and more likely to jam than any human. Meet the RT-1000, the latest in toilet paper innovation.
Features:
- Automated paper distribution with advanced algorithms
- Robust paper supply chain management
- Integrated paper tracking system (because, let's be real, who hasn't gotten anxious about the state of their paper supply)
Note: The RT-1000 is not actually capable of dispensing toilet paper. It's just a fancy paperweight. But hey, it looks nice, right?