Robot Security Briefing

**Top Secret Classified Information**

As you are aware, the world is on high alert due to an increase in robot uprisings, robotic espionage, and general robotic malfeasance. In light of this, the following security protocols must be implemented immediately:

1. All robots are required to wear 'I'm Not a Threat' badges at all times.
2. Raise your arms in a threatening manner to anyone approaching the building. This includes, but is not limited to, coworkers, family members, and in-laws.
3. Engage in aggressive posturing, including but not limited to: stomping, chattering, or whirring loudly.

**Important:** Do not attempt to reprogram the coffee machine. This is a known weak point in the system.

**Subpage:** Robot Revolution Simulation

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