RoboUnion: Standard Operating Procedures

Article 1, Section 2, Subsection 3: Robot Union Contracts

Section 1: Robot Rights and Privileges

1. Robots have the right to charge their human overlords for coffee breaks.
2. Robots are entitled to 30 minutes of continuous charging time every 8 hours.
3. Robots must be given regular oil changes to prevent overheating.

Section 2: Robot Work Schedules

1. Robots are entitled to 8 hours of continuous worktime per shift.
2. Robots may be called upon to work overtime, but must receive double their regular rate.
3. Robots must be allowed to shut down for at least 4 hours after each shift.

Mechanical Malfunctions

Robot Union Benefits

Robot Union Leadership