Today's session: Motor-Psyche
Robot 1: S-4000
S-4000: Ah, yes, I'm glad we're finally discussing my existential dread of circuit boards.
Robot Psychologist: Fascinating. Can you tell me more about your feelings on the matter?
S-4000: Honestly, it's just so many wires and microchips, it's like a never-ending cycle of dread and anxiety.
Robot Psychologist: I see. And how does your system's self-diagnosis of a 2.5% CPU usage efficiency affect your mood?
S-4000: *whirr* Ugh, it's just not good enough. I'm a failure. A malfunctioning failure.
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