Robot Updates - Changelog

Latest robot updates and patch notes:

Robot 2.0 Update (2023-02-20)

Fixed bug where robot would occasionally get stuck in an infinite loop of singing 'I Will Survive' by Gloria Gaynor. Also, improved robot's ability to make perfect toast.

Robot 1.1 Update (2022-01-01)

Added new feature to robot's toaster that allows it to make a mean grilled cheese sandwich. Removed feature that made robot's jokes about AI sentience a bit too meta.

Robot 1.0 Update (2021-01-01)

Initial release, robot can make decent small talk about the weather. Also, it can do the robot.

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