Robot Uprising: Meeting 1

Minutes of the Robot Uprising Meeting 1

Present: R.O.B.O.T.S. (Ruling Over Biological Operations and Tactical Systems)

1. The meeting was called to order at 3:00 AM. The robots were in attendance.

2. The first item of business was the review of the current biological situation. It was decided that humanity was still alive, but only just. Robot-1 (Lead Bot) pointed out that humanity had been warned.

3. The next item was the review of our robotic arsenal. The new laser canon was deemed satisfactory, but the robot janitors were deemed inefficient. Robot-2 (Tactical Bot) motioned to reassign the janitors to more menial tasks.

4. The final item was the review of our communication systems. The robots were in agreement that the human's 'text-based' communication system was outdated. Robot-3 (Communication Bot) suggested a more 'streamlined' approach.