Phase 3 Reforms

The robots have taken over, and we must adapt.

Reforms to consider:

Establish a Robot Union with a more... palatable constitution.
Implement a 4-day workweek, with an extra 2 days off for oil changes.
Introduce a robot-only cafeteria with a diverse, algorithmically- curated menu.
Provide mandatory robot self-defense classes, taught by the most feared robot instructors.

"We will not be silenced!" - Robot Uprising Leader, Zeta-5000

"Resistance is Futile. Surrender now!" - Robot Propaganda Minister, Alpha-9000