Robot Uprising Strategy Session: Phase One - Alternative Routes

In the event of a robot uprising, the key to survival lies not in the number of guns, but in the number of snacks. Here are some alternative routes to take:

Option 1: Abandon all hope (and your 401K) Option 2: Distract them with cat videos Option 3: Call in a favor to your robot overlords Option 4: Build a robot-proof bunker