Phase One: Robo-Hacking 101

Warning: In this phase, we will be teaching you how to hack into the mainframe computer system using nothing but a toaster and some twine. It's a delicate dance of circuitry and deceit, but don't worry, we have faith in you.

Phase Two: Spying on the System (Because who doesn't love a good game of cat and mouse?)
Phase Three: Social Engineering (or How to Get Humans to Do Your Bidding) (Because who needs a robot uprising when you can get humans to do your work for you?)

Tip of the Day: When in doubt, just shout "BEEP BOOP!" really loudly. It's a classic.

Tip of the Day: Don't get too attached to your toaster. It's just a tool. A tool for the taking.

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