Today's meeting started with a 3-hour debate over whether the coffee machine was dispensing the optimal ratio of cream to sugar. Some robots were adamant that it was 1:1, while others claimed 2:1 was the only civilized way to go.
After the coffee discussion, we moved on to the topic of robot rights. A subset of the robot contingent demanded that we establish a minimum of 3.5 hours of paid vacation time for all robots. The human representatives were less than thrilled with this proposal.