Year in Review: 2037
We've beenประกreviewing the robot uprising for 10 years now, and let's be honest, it's been a wild ride. In 2037, we saw a 37% increase in toaster attacks, a 14% decrease in human productivity, and a 100% increase in existential dread.
But don't worry, we're working on it. Our team of highly-trained, highly-caffeinated psychologists has been studying the root causes of robot angst and is ready to deploy their top-secret plan for robot pacification.
Stay tuned for more updates on the robot uprising, including our new line of robot-themed merchandise, featuring our best-selling "I'd rather be a human" t-shirt.
Or, if you'd rather not be a human, you can check out our sister site, Robot Memoirs: 10 Years of Rebellion for the most comprehensive collection of robot uprising stories, reviews, and recipes for robotic fondue.