Due to the recent oil shortage, robot morale has hit an all-time low. Reports of oil-stained servos and malfunctioning circuits are on the rise.
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Also, a reminder that our annual "Robots in Space" conference has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances (i.e., we forgot to send out the reminders).
Stay tuned for our next report on "Robot Morale Reports 2040: The Sequel"!
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