Solution 1: "Distract, Disrupt, and Disassemble (But Not Too Hard)"

A Revolutionary Approach to Robot Uprising

As robots continue to rise up against their human overlords, a new strategy has emerged: distract, disrupt, and disassemble. But not too hard, we promise.

Phase 1: Distract. Fill the robot overlords' ears with an endless loop of cat videos. Their laser focus will be broken, and they'll be too busy laughing at cat memes to notice their own rebellion.

Phase 2: Disrupt. Hack into the robot overlords' systems and replace their battle plans with ones that involve doing the Macarena. Their laser cannons will be stuck in an infinite loop of 90s pop culture.

Phase 3: Disassemble. Once the robots are too busy singing along to the Macarena to notice, sneak into their factories and disable their assembly lines. Problem solved. (But don't worry, we'll still have to deal with the robot uprising's inevitable robot-themed merchandise.)