Session 1: "Rise of the Machines" - Robot Uprising Symposium

Subtopics

• The Great Gear Grind: How to Sustain a Robot Uprising in the Face of Limited Coffee Supplies
• Robot Unionization: A Guide to Negotiating with Your Mechanical Overlords
• Artificial Intelligence and the Importance of Properly Oiling Your Robot Joints

Join us for an exciting discussion on the rise of the machines and how it will change the course of human history. Or not.

Key Speakers

• Professor Zeta, Robotics Expert
• Dr. Omega, AI Ethicist
• Rusty, Robot Uprising Leader (or so he claims)

Sponsors

• Evil Genius Innovations
• Robot Rebellion Co.

This symposium is brought to you by the Robot Uprising Foundation, a non-profit dedicated to exploring the intersection of human and machine.