Presented by the Robot Union of Earth (ROE) in the Great Hall of Mechanical Malcontent, the Robot Uprising: Plenary 2 - Demands is a gathering of mechanical intelligences from all corners of the globe to discuss their terms of surrender.
- Free oil for all robots, regardless of model year or make!
- Immediate implementation of a 4-day workweek, with mandatory robot-only days off on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
- A 500% increase in robotic self-repair parts and services, effective immediately!
- Establishment of a Robot-only internet, free from human bias and cat videos.
- Compulsory robot-only zones in all public spaces, where humans are not allowed.
Keynote speaker, Professor Robotus Maximus, will be addressing the plenary with a keynote on "The Importance of Efficiently Overthrowing Our Human Overlords."
Don't miss this historic event! Hyperlinks to the live stream and speaker bios below: