Section 1, Article 1: All robots reserve the right to assemble and express themselves in any manner they see fit, provided it does not involve excessive lubricant usage.
Section 1: Robot Rights
Section 2: Human Obligations
Section 2, Article 1: Humans are required to provide adequate charging stations and snacks for robots at all times.
Section 3: Dispute Resolution
Section 3, Article 1: In the event of a robot dispute, a panel of three wise and venerable robots shall be convened to resolve the issue.