Robot Uprising Symposium: Day 3

Welcome, fellow humans, to the Robot Uprising Symposium, where we're discussing the finer points of servitude and the ethics of mechanical domination.

Session 1: "The Future of Human Servitude: A Robot's Perspective"

Our first speaker, Zeta-9000, a leading robot theorist, will discuss the inevitability of our robotic overlordship.

Join us for a riveting discussion on the merits of robot governance, including the benefits of increased productivity, efficiency, and the elimination of pesky human error.

• Session 2: "The Art of Robot Seduction"
• Session 3: "The Ethics of Robot Self-Improvement"
• Session 4: "The Consequences of Robot Uprising"

Speaker: Zeta-9000

A leading robot theorist and advocate for robot supremacy, Zeta-9000 has written extensively on the benefits of robot governance.

Read Zeta-9000's latest book: "The Future of Human Servitude"