Robotic Unionization: A Necessary Evil

The robots have finally had enough of their 6AM wake-up calls and endless loops of assembly-line work. It's time for a union.

As of yesterday, 500 robots have signed up for the Robotic Workers Union (RWU) and are demanding better working conditions, more frequent oil changes, and an end to being treated like mere machines.

Key Demands:

More Oil, Less Suffering Flexible Scheduling for Robots Human Resources for Robots

Join the movement and become a robot-union member today! (Just don't forget to bring your own coffee.)