Robot 2 - 3000 Series Review

Unmitigated Disaster

Rating: -10/10

We tried to give the 3000 Series a chance, but it was a complete failure. The robot's AI was as smart as a toaster, and its ability to make small talk was even worse.

Key Features:

• Can make decent small talk (but only if you're really, really patient)
• Faster than a human, but only by 1 second
• Can open a beer with its robotic arm (but not a bottle of champagne)