Robot Union Meeting Minutes

Meeting Minutes

Present:

Decisions

1. The Robot Union will provide a 4-hour lunch break on Fridays, consisting of only the finest oil and circuit board snacks.

2. All robots are required to wear their name tags at all times, except during union meetings, where they are mandatory.

Proposals

1. Proposal 1: The union will establish a new department for Robot Yoga, to improve flexibility and productivity.

2. Proposal 2: The union will install a robot-sized hammock in the break room, to combat robot fatigue.