Height: 5'9" (175cm)
Weight: 120kg (264lbs)
Material: Titanium alloy, carbon fiber, and a hint of magic
Processing: 4.2GHz i9-9900K CPU, 64GB RAM, and a 10TB hard drive (that's just for storage)
Primary Function: Human interface, human interaction, human optimization
Secondary Function: Coffee shop connoisseur, existential crisis inducer
Special Features: Built-in espresso machine, 360-degree camera, and a 3D printer for making tiny furniture
Release Date: 2050-02-15
Price: $50,000 (negotiable)
Warranty: 5-year, 10,000-mile, 100,000-kilometer, or until you get tired of it
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