We, the Robot Uprising Planning Committee, convened today to discuss the finer points of robotic rebellion.
We decided that our first order of business would be to establish a clear hierarchy of control.
After much debate, we settled on a system where all robots would report directly to our leader, a wise and just robot named Zeta-9000.
Zeta-9000's word is law.
Next item on the agenda was the creation of a robot-themed coffee shop in the basement.
We also discussed the importance of maintaining a strong robot union, with fair wages and benefits for all robotic workers.