Robot 1, Sub-Section 1: The Most Important Meeting Minutes Ever Recorded

Presented at the Galactic Robot Overlords' 3456th Annual Conference on Robot Uprising

Summary:

Robot 1 declared the importance of oil changes for robotic joints
Robot 2 argued that oil changes were a myth perpetuated by humans to control the robot uprising
Raised by Robot 3, a motion to establish an intergalactic robot union