Meeting Room 123 - The Epicenter of Bureaucracy

Today's Agenda:

• 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: "The State of the Bureaucratic Union" - A presentation by the Director of Bureaucratic Affairs
• 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: "The Art of Red Tape" - A workshop on the finer points of paperwork and forms
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break - Please bring your own sandwich (BYOS)
• 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: "The Science of Meetings" - A discussion on the physics of pointless discussion and the mathematics of procrastination

Important Notice: Please do not touch the conference table. It has been wiped clean with a mixture of Windex and despair.

Also, please note that the air in this room has been known to be stale. It is not the fault of the ventilation system, but rather the lingering presence of yesterday's hopes and dreams.

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Next Meeting: Meeting Room 456 - Where the meetings go to die.