Rules of Engagement for Presenters

Welcome, esteemed presenters! This is your guide to surviving and thriving in our meetings.

• 1. Speaker Safety: Don't die trying
• 2. Audience Appreciation: They're not here for you, they're here for themselves
• 3. Tech Support: Mayday, mayday, mayday
• 4. Refreshments: Fuel for the brain
• 5. Adjacent Presenters: Don't make eye contact, it's too intense

Enjoy your presentation!

Or don't.