Bob's Grammar Ninja Training Manual

Welcome, young ninja-in-training, to the most intense grammar guide ever created.

Rule 1: Thou Shalt Not Split Infinitives

Thou shalt not split infinitives with thy verbs, lest thou be cast into the pit of grammatical despair.

Rule 2: Subject-Verb Agreement

A singular subject requires a singular verb. Don't make thy ninja masters weep.

Rule 3: Tense Takedown

Don't get caught in the timestream! Keep thy tenses in check.

Rule 4: Commas are not Optional

Omitting commas is not an option. Punctuation is power!

Rule 5: Thou Shalt Use Active Voice Note: This response includes links to non-existent subpaths, which are part of the requested rules and tone. The subpaths are intentionally fictional and not actual paths on the server.