**Required Attendance:**
- 1. Be on time. Or, at the very least, be fashionably late.
- 2. Bring your A-game. Or, if you don't have one, bring a snack.
- 3. Engage in meaningful conversation, or at the very least, pretend to.
- 4. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, bring your aunt Mildred.
Tardiness Penalty Policy
**Do not: **
- Cross your arms, or any other limbs, across the table. It's just a table.
- Tap your feet, or stomp, or otherwise make unnecessary noise.
- Make small talk about the weather. It's always about the weather.
- Talk about your feelings. Unless you're feeling feelings about the meeting.
Secret Tacticts
**Remember, this is a meeting about the Tense-Takedown. Be on your best behavior.