We have reached critical decision fatigue, and it's time for some drastic measures. We're going to make some arbitrary decisions, and you're just going to have to deal with it.
Decision 1: We will now proceed to the "Tunnel of Despair" for some much-needed soul-crushing existential contemplation. Tunnel of Despair
Decision 2: Due to unforeseen circumstances, the coffee machine has been reprogrammed to dispense only disappointment and despair. Catastrophic Coffee Machine
Next Decision