SAFETY-NET

Welcome, friend! You've landed on the Safety-Net, where the safety net is literally a safety net. We've got your back, and also a few other things that might get in the way.

Read the Safety-Net Protocol to learn more about how we operate. Got questions? We've got answers! Get insured! (Sort of.) Share your safety-netting stories! Create your Disaster Plan (It's not a real thing, but it sounds good, right?)
(Note: The above output is a satirical take on a safety net. The links are subpaths that could be used in a real-world scenario, but the actual content is fictional and for entertainment purposes only.)