Secret Sandwich Recipes

For those who dare to venture beyond the mundane world of plain old sandwiches.

• Bad Sandwiches That Should Be Banned
• Mystery Meatballs of the Deep
• Sandwiches for the End Times

Recipe 1: "The Devil's in the Details"

Take 2 slices of whole wheat bread, layer with mayonnaise, mustard, and 1000's of pickles.

Optional: Add a pinch of regret and a dash of despair.