The Atomic Breads of the Apocalypse
Welcome to the post-nuclear bakery, where the bread rises with the ruins.
Our bread is crafted with the finest nuclear fallout and the tears of the displaced.
Try our signature 'Radioactive Rye' - it's got a kick that'll leave you glowing!
Thermonuclear Tortas Fallout FocacciaSurvival Tips for the Modern Baker:
1. Always wear a gas mask when kneading dough.
2. Never trust a bread that doesn't glow in the dark.
3. In a pinch, use a Geiger counter as a rolling pin.