Welcome to Sane Websites 0.2: Where the Only Thing That Matters is Not Mattering at All

We're not actually here, but our lawyers said we had to do this.

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated developers worked tirelessly to bring you this... thing.

Features:

• Unnecessary whitespace
• Too many meetings
• Uninspired design

Want to see some actual content? Try:

• What We Are
• Are We Done Yet?

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

Secret Features (Don't Tell Anyone)