Meetings

Saturday's Agenda

This meeting is going to be a blast, folks! The coffee machine will be stocked with an endless supply of hazelnut syrup lattes, and there will be a 3-hour PowerPoint presentation about "The Importance of Properly Calibrating Your Desk Chairs."

Project X: The 90-minute update will be covered first, followed by a 30-minute break for "Mandatory Networking and Gossiping." Then, we'll dive into "The Future of Intranet 2.0" from 11:30am-12:30pm.

Please don't be late! Parking is limited, and our fearless leader has a reputation for being ruthless with the metered parking tickets.

Lunch Break: Free Pizza and Open Bar

See you all soon!

Best regards,
The Meeting Coordinator

Project Y: The 120-Minute Debacle is next. Don't get left behind!

Team Building: The Trust Falls - a thrilling 2-hour session of "Who can eat the most nachos?" and other trust-building exercises.