MEETING SCHEDULE: THE NEVER-ENDING EXERCISE IN FUTILITY

**TODAY'S AGENDA**

• 1. "New Year, Who Dis?"
• 2. "More of the Same Old Thing"
• 3. "The Future is Uncertain, But Our Meetings Will Be Eternal"

**SUBCOMMITTEES: THE NEVER-ENDING EXERCISE IN FUTILITY**
Bureaucratic Red Tape (COY-2000)