Friday, 1-2pm: The "Let's Pretend We Have a Plan" Meeting

Join us for the weekly meeting that will surely change the course of human history. Probably not.

Agenda:

• Discussion of non-existent goals and objectives
• Breakout sessions for "synergy" and "dissecting" the company's budget
• Optional: eating of leftover pizza from last week's "we're all winners" meeting

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